Courting Tips

Tips for Men: 50 Things Girls Wished Guys Knew

2008-08-25T08:37:00.000-07:00

1. Don't freakin' tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible during our favorite show, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, then don't excpect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. That's a must.

5. There is NO such thing as TOO MUCH spooning.

6. We think about you all the time. And I mean ALL the time.

7. This is how we see it... you don't call = you don't care.

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous, but overly-possessive is not necessary.

10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench press.

11. Return the favor...we massage, you massage...

12. Show us your romantic side every once in a while, we love it.

13. We're allowed to be late...you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words...honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies, guy groupies are stalkers...

19. Tell us we're gorgeous or beautiful instead of hot or sexy.

20. Do not start with us...you will not win.

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? ...Didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy, at least once a month.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are... even at our house or getting into a car.

26. We LOVE surprises!

27. We like to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs but.....NEVER whitey-tighties!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us...a clean mouth and white teeth are a necessity

32. Love u, love you, luv u and love ya are totally different than I Love You.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we have.

34. Don't ask us to do things that we aren't ready for.

35. Don't act jerkish and ignore us around your friends.

36. Sometimes NO! really means NO!

37. "Wife Beaters" are not always an adequate form of fashion.

38. Do not bring up an ex-girlfriend, unless we ask.

39. Sensitive guys are great, but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.

44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks from us all add up to... YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring, doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Do not lie to us...we will catch you, trust me.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything...meaning my best friend knows everything about you!

How To Make The Girl Feel That You Want Her To Be More Than Friends

2007-11-29T08:18:00.000-08:00

Steps

Get involved with her interests...don't go overboard or it might creep her out.
Ask her to a social event such as dances, a football game, or dinner.
Buy her something special for a holiday, preferably valentines day.
Compliment her style or the way she looks.

Tips

If you ask her out make it something romantic, then might be a great time to tell her how you feel.
If she rejects a date try getting to know her a little better.
Be yourself, girls have a little alarm in their head that tells them when your not being yourself.
Don't give up if she's going out with someone else.

Warnings

Don't be all over her.
Don't be obsessed.
Try to keep it a secret.
Don't ask her personal questions.
Don't annoy her.

How to Know Your Crush or Friend Likes You

2007-11-29T08:13:00.000-08:00

Strike up a small conversation. This will help you learn little things that will come in handy in the future, language. All girls are different so be aware of the signs.
- If she constantly makes attempts to touch your hand, she likes you.
- If she's shy, the tone of her voice might be a little higher and she might start to play with her hair (smoothing it down, twirling, flipping) or adjusting her clothes. She'll smile and laugh at your comments and jokes.
- If she's flirty, she may be difficult to read. Flirtatious girls may flirt with just guy friends and it can be misconstrued as a crush. Because most girls do not want to be obvious, the flirtatious ones might flirt with you a little bit less or they might flirt with you even more. They might tap your shoulder while talking to you, gently push you or burst out laughing when you tell a joke.
If you happen to glance at the girl and you see her staring back at you, then this means that she likes you. She may quickly dart her head in a different direction.If you see most of her friends staring back at you this means that she is telling her friends about you and that she likes you.
Smile at her, (natural smile, don't freak her out) if she smiles politely, or frowns and looks away say goodbye to her. She is obviously freaked out by you.If she returns a soft or big smile and continues to look at you then she is interested. If she smiles then darts over to the crowd of her her friends and hides int he group then she may be nervous and curious to if you know that she likes you.
She most likely will never dream off while you talk to her, well she may if you are boring.
Be cool with her friends but dont be too close to where she has to worry about you cheating behind her back.
Notice how she looks at you--she will either hold it for a long time or pull away immediately. Either of these could mean that she likes you. If she pulls away quickly then she is nervous but she still likes you. Which means that you should probably make the first move. If she holds the stare then she is confident and she may make the first move.
If her friends are loud and immature, you'll hear "(your name), (her name) likes you!" Her firends can either be assuming things or be IDIOTS and do this. It will not be offensive to her if you hear this and question her about it. She may deny her feelings but they may reappear later when she gains the confidents to tell you.
Watch for her being extremely mean or extremely nice to you for no reason. If she is extremely mean then she wants you to go away. But if she is playing mean with you then she may like you.
Look for her eyes to light up when she sees you or hears your name.
If you like her. DO NOT FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS. if she evens sees you putting your arm around another gril or seeing another girl hug you, she will jump to conclusions and disregaurd you right then and there.
Notice if she touches you more often (or finds any excuse to do so).
If she constantly asks about your status with girls and what type of girls you like then she is trying to hint to you that she is willing to take that "single" status of yours away and make it into a relationship.
If she says,"I know someone who likes you!", then it may be her. However do not jump to conclusions, she may be trying to hook you up with one of her friends.
Get to know her, tell her you like her and just see what she says. But if she does not like you, NO means NO! Unless she tries to be your friend.
If she asks you something like "Have you been asked out to the dance yet?", she's implying that she wants you to ask her out to the dance.
When she is having a conversation with her friends, and you come over, she might stop talking all of a sudden.
You'll know if she likes you if she stares at you constantly and will always laugh at your jokes
If she turns BRIGHT red when you're near her, or when you talk to her. She like you.
Another thing is that don't be jealous that other guys talk to her more. She can still like you even if you aren't her best friend.Usually they will prefer to talk to you if given the chance. So try to get into situations where you can give her a choice.
Last, but not least, if she says, "I like you," then you know she likes you.#If she acts like you to are friends she likes you.

Tips

If you're in a room with people, most of the time she will keep an eye on you when you're not looking. Try to keep watch for meeting eyes with her a lot. Even maybe once, it could be a sign that she likes you.
If she likes you and she told her friends about you, they might come up to you and start a random conversation about things such as: who would you rather date?, Who do you like better?, who is the hottest?, and such. If they name a list of about 3 people and her name is in the list, she probably told her friends about you and there trying to search for clues to see how you react to the questions.
Wear cologne. Girls LOVE guys that smells GOOD! But not overpowering. Also, unless you know she likes the smell, it's a good idea NOT to wear stuff like AXE or TAG. Make sure she likes the smell before you wear it around her.
If she likes to wrestle, and she starts it, go along and wrestle, she may enjoy it.(P.S. NEVER EVER start it, she could get offended.)
If she really, really likes you, she'll tell you herself, or not: it depends what kind of a person she is.
It helps if you're the sweet kind of guy who lets girls hug him. You'll more likely hear about a girl liking you.
If you do hear a girl likes you, be nice to her. Don't avoid her and don't seem disgusted because no girls will like you after that.
Be yourself, but in a nice way.
Honesty and secrecy are big parts of girl friendships so don't rely on her friends to tell you if she likes you or not. However, if you know one of her friends is a complete gossip, it could be worth it to drop some hints in front of her.
Compliment her. Girls love when guys compliment them. Remember, don't shower them with compliments, although they may like it, they may see you as having ulterior motives.
Friendliness pays off. If she's having trouble with something, help her. If she's not doing so well in a class, offer to help her study.
Defend her interests. If she's playing a sport and one of your friends makes a crack about it, stick up for the sport (she'll see it as you sticking up for her).
Remember what you learn about her because you can use these bits of information for topics in the future. For example, if she tells you that she has a dog, you can ask her about the dog next time you meet. She will be impressed that you remembered.
She might use your friends as a way to get closer to you. Girls are naturally instinctive and pick up on the smallest things.
If she looks over at you a lot this might be a really good sign that she likes you or sometimes it could be that she's trying to see if you are looking at her. But if you see that she's looking at you keep looking at her and this is a plus.
Avoid, however, agreeing with everything they say as if you are their 'yes-man.' This makes them think less of you. You should be able to challenge them (in a friendly way). For some more intellectual girls, a friendly debate over trivial matters is a big turn-on. Girls look for partners, not suckups.
Most girls don't want their friends to tell a guy she likes him. So don't blame her if her friends say something about it.
Just ask her out! Some girls are too shy to do it, or if they've been turned down a lot, are afraid of rejection and won't ask. If you like her, ask her. If she says no, then offer to stay friends. If she says yes, then you're in the clear!
Different girls do different things. Some girls are very confusing and flirt with you when they don't like you. Some girls don't make the first move, so you have to.
If the girl looks at you a lot but when you look at her she turns away, but theres still that little moment of smiling towards each other, thats a pretty big sign that she likes you.
Sometimes, a girl will be like one of the guys. If so, most likely, most of her just plain friends will be guys. If so, don't be jealous if you see her talking to them. Most likely, she is talking to them so she can feel comfortable around any guy she likes (even you).
When you look at her and she looks at you for a few seconds, some girls will say "What? or What are you looking at?" in a flirty tone. This could be a sign she likes you.
At your local hang out: Hang out often, Talk to everybody, and make friends with other regulars, Friends of friends is the best way to meet.
Myspace is a great tool for casually building a relationship with her. Leave a comment on her page about something the two of you did together that day. Use smiley faces too. A girl feels special when you put them because she interprets it as you actually smiling.
Some girls act aggressive around the boy they like. If she wants to hit you, let her. DO Not hit her back.

Warnings

Dont tell your friends that you like the girl! This can make awkward moments, or your friends might hint that you like her to her when your not ready.*Vindictive as they come, girls might try the "jealous approach" and start flirting with your friends to make you notice them more. Be wary of these girls. If you really like her, pay more attention to her and try to get her alone- she might get the hint that you like her and stop trying so hard.
If they are smart, and like smart guys, then you probably don't want to have one of your friends ask them out.
Girls detest when guys are obnoxious, rude, and show-offy. Although they might show-off a bit (giggling, laughing, hair flipping, etc.), they hate conceited guys. Don't be arrogant.
Don't hassle girls. They only have so much patience with "Do-You-Like-Me hassling" and can only take so much. Give them space and then slowly move in.
DO NOT keep asking them over and over again if they like you, it gets really annoying and if she said no once, she might mean no, but if you do decide to ask her how she feels about you, then tell her how you feel first.
Don't ignore her if she looks your way. ESPECIALLY in a crowded room, if she seems to glance your way more than 4-5 times in a crowded room, she has put the bull's-eye on you. You are the ten point Buck. All you have to do is say Hi.
Don't rush things -- if she likes you, she'll come around.
NO MEANS NO!
Dont stalk her/follow her around. Try to choose the right time to talk to her.
Shower everyday!!! being smelly is a huge turn off
Don't be a slob. That is a major turn-off.
When you joke around just remember to let them know that you are just joking. You can even make a small comment about it afterwards. ex: (pretty? psh. pretty ugly. just joking! actually you're better than most girls I've met.)
Don't pretend to like another girl to make her jealous, it's incredibly annoying and will let her down.
If they are playing with you a lot then that means that they want to spend more time with you and get closer to you and get to know you better so don't avoid her!
Absoulty DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HER FRIENDS SIBLINGS AND PARENTS
It's ok to tell a joke once in a while but don't over do it

Things You Need

Her Trust
your friends to help with jokes and any thing else
a good sense of humor
THE RIGHT REASONS
Information about her (stuff you have in common)
A know-when-to-stop attitude

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How To Talk To A Girl Who Likes You

2007-11-29T08:07:00.000-08:00

REMEMBER SHE LIKES YOU
She likes you remember. Nothing you can do will make her think less of you. Doing this might also bring up her day.
BE YOURSELF
I dont know how much I can strain this any further. She likes you for YOU. DONT(I REPEAT DONT) act like somone your not, girls have the strange ability to tell when your lying(This can make you seem less attractive).
BE HONEST
Another major key. This relates to the second tip. For example if you compliment her, make sure you truthful about it. REMEMBER they can tell when your lying.
COMPLIMENT HER
Dont over-do this one. You might just creep her out. Compliment her on something you find cool about her. This can show her that you look on more than just whats on the outside.
TALK TO HER IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS
This is probaly the hardest one, but it shows her that you are comfortable with her friends. This will also make it less difficult for her to talk to you when she's with her friends.
JOIN A CLUB SHE IN
This will make it less difficult for her to talk to you. It shows her that both of you share something in common. Don't hesitate if its a "girl" club (home ec. ect..) your in it for her. There wont be alot of guys, but THATS THE POINT.
BE CONFIDENT
remember that she likes you. She likes you for who you are and what you do. In the end, thats all you really need.

Tips

BE YOURSELF
BE CONFIDENT
BE HONEST.
MAKE SURE SHE LIKES YOU. Im going into detail for this one. Make sure she likes because you just might make a foul out of yourself. Happened to my freind NOT PRETTY (funny though ;) )

Warnings

MAKE SURE SHES NOT JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
DONT LIE.
DONT BE A JERK

Things You Need

Confidence
respect towards woman(and everything else)

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What Men Must Know About Girls / Women When Dating

2007-11-29T06:42:00.000-08:00

Meaning of nonverbal signals

Confused about mixed signals a woman is sending to me
I am confused about mixed signals a woman is sending to me. From day one she has been flirty and open about her vulnerabilities to me yet when I do the same ...

How long to wait before making the first call to a woman?
Is there a clue as far as how many days to wait before making the first initial call after a casual acquaintance?

I am used to being shy about meeting women
I used to be shy about meeting women, then I decided I was a decent guy and there was no pointing in me continuing to hide it.

In pursuit of personal growth and confidence in relationships
For some office romance is a no - no! For some others they would be happy to give it a go and see what transpires.

Compliment woman's looks

Become acquainted with and get appreciation from women
Most women don't appreciate a guy like me. I am just not good at the part on the next level and most women are afraid to approach me, so I rarely even try to ...

Desperation is the Achilles Heel of otherwise successful men
Everyone seems to think a little game playing in a relationship is good. Not really dishonesty... but withholding and trying to make them guess a little.

Flirting signals a woman is sending you convey the message
Do not to convey the wrong message to a woman, who may misinterpret. She may realize she might have sent out the wrong signals.

How girls seem to express their affection
Men handle cooled emotions in different ways, some go crazy, some find a quick replacement for the last girl.

Expressing affections for women

A woman could interpret your friendliness as flirtatious move
A woman could become cautious now the flirting has moved to flirting with intent. We like people who like us! And we flirt accordingly.

Compliment woman's looks: choose a specific feature
Do you ever get over a first love? Probably not, but you deal with it and go forward, step-by-step.

Flirting with casual friend - what her body language reveals?
I have a steady girlfriend and we are planning a marriage. Now we are around a guy who is a friend of both of us and who tries to interfere with our ...

How do men know if a woman is attracted?
Men must be able to separate what a thrill is meant to simply enjoy without expectation, and an attraction, which should be pursued.

Establish a communication nonverbal way

Decipher whether a girl has a boyfriend or dating someone
I hate asking if a girl I want to approach is seeing someone before asking her to go out because I feel like I'm more worried about another person than her.

Developing self-confidence is vital for lasting relationship
If a woman does have a boyfriend and unless you are cool with that then you could set yourself up for heartbreak in the future.

Different girls require different approaches
Should I ask a girl on a date and ignore the fact she could be dating someone already.

Express your romantic interests to a woman
Often times, introverts think they are undesired so they try to act more outgoing by doing things they normally would not.

Courting / Dating Rules

2007-11-27T07:03:00.000-08:00

The problem with the dating game is that there are dating rules to follow and most of them we forget as we grow older. You see, when we are young our fellow friends at school and college reinforce the way things should be done when dealing with potential dates. Yes you should wear that, no you never say that, yes you should do this, but no you never do that. Then we grow up. For a time we are completely aware of the rules of dating and we practice those rules every time we meet someone. But then we meet someone perhaps, fall in love and have a relationship. Little by little the things we learned over our formative years when dealing with the fairer sex are lost and are in fact unlearned.

Then one day we are unwillingly thrust back onto the dating scene only to find that we start behaving like 12 year olds. We call our dates too often, we are constantly available, we wear the wrong clothes, laugh at bad jokes like a fool, date the wrong people and generally get it all badly wrong. Then we get hurt or taken for a ride. Of course there will be some of you reading this that are the very epitome of dating sophistication, but the truth is, when you lose your heart you also lose your head. If you are going to date well then give these key do's and don'ts of dating some serious consideration. Dating rules are very important if you want to win and keep your perfect match.

Dating Rules - Do's

Do try to look your best and be punctual on dates
Do have fun when dating. I know the subject of Mr. or Miss Right is serious but dating is fun too so keep it that way.
Do flatter and compliment your date on the way they look and the things they wear. People tend to go to a lot of effort on a date (hopefully) so being told that you are looking good is a nice thing to hear.
Be interested and interesting. As the Pet Shop Boys once said, I was never bored because I was never being boring" or something similar. You get my drift.
Do tell someone if you are not interested in dating them again. Being lied to and hopes kept alive is an evil and malicious act (yes I mean it that strongly). If you don't want to see someone again then let them know that in the nicest possible way you can.
Do date the type of people you like and are attracted to, whatever your friends may say. Approval by your peers doesn't prove a thing.
Do stay positive even when dates don't end well. It is most certainly true that you will date a few frogs before you find a prince. Along the way you will meet some nice people too and make some good contacts possibly.
Dating is a creative diversion, it requires concentration and energy so when you are dating keep some plans in the forefront of your mind and allow dating to take you to places you always wanted to visit within your own city.
Do make dating happen for yourself. People will not come and ring your bell from nowhere. Dating requires positive action so go out there and meet people, as many people as you can. Practice your chat and flirting on shop workers, bar attendants, anywhere and everywhere. Being nice to people is very sexy and great fun.
Do surround yourself with positive like minded people who are also dating. Think about the girls from Sex and the City and how they assist each other in dating and matters of romance. Negative friends who don't condone the dating scene or don't understand it will only help lower your own expectations and make you feel negative.

Dating Rules - Don'ts

Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are huge turn offs.
Don't date the people who you usually find dump you. You may be generally attracted to bastards but that will not get you anywhere except hurt.
For men, never ever be late for a date, even if you have a very good reason. Women should never be kept waiting and should never have to seat themselves - ever.
Never tell lies to your date or pretend anything about your life that isn't true. If this is your perfect match for God's sake do not allow it to be ruined by some silly lie told early on.
Never be too available. Being available every night of the week and at the end of every whimsical phone call or possible rendezvous means you are making yourself uninteresting and a possible doormat. Be busy, be unavailable generally and be interesting.
Don't give away too much about yourself at the start. People love enigma and mystery. Revealing to your new date your inner most secrets on date number two will quickly ruin everything. A small bit at a time people.
Never check other people out when you are with your date. You may think you are subtle , your date will be heading for the door. Have the courtesy of concentrating solely on your date when you are with them.
Don't be rude or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.
Don't ignore your personal safety when dating. Have a cellular phone and keep it charged, tell your friends where you are going and be safe. Date at first in well known public places and never ever be pushed into anything you are not happy with.
Don't give out personal information like home phone numbers and addresses on a first date. Keep them until you are sure of your date and the future possibilities.
Don't have sex on a first date if you ever want to see your new date again. If you like them and are interested in them, sex on a first date will usually ruin everything. Its too much too soon and is not the way of romance. Believe me I am 100% certain on this.
Never date a married person. They will not leave their husbands or wives for you (except exceptionally rarely). Married dating is the sure fire way to misery, lies, deceit, lack of self respect and loss of romance. If you are married, separate first. If you are single, don't be a shoulder to cry on, you deserve far better.

Some Famous Cheesy Pickup Lines

2007-11-26T11:23:00.000-08:00

Some girls prefer to hear these things from a man and some don't. Even though its cheesy, still this lines could bring happiness to her.

Just remember to know if your girl is into this kind of things. You could tell this pickup lines whenever you want whereever you want.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live...

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Ask a person for the time. "10:30? So today is June 2, 2006, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

"Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You are cool because you're hot!

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Angel? Oh I thought you were one....

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

(after the target walks in) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

I'm good at math. U+I=69

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

(stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma. You sure are a masterpiece.

(while looking at stars) I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that?"

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you, my dear, have left one great leap on mine!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

(close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

(Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me

How to Talk to a Girl You Like for the First Time

2007-11-26T08:16:00.000-08:00

Steps

It's all about confidence! Maintain the attitude that she is lucky that you like her and if she doesn't see that there are plenty of girls that will. If you are not that confident or too shy, you should work on this dilemna.
Say her eyes, hair is beautiful, but don't use a pick up line. The eyes are the most effective.
Tell her she has a beautiful smile, even if she has braces.
Ask her questions (nothing personal) to get to know her. What music do you like, what is your favorite TV show, have you seen any good movies lately?
Girls like it when boys try and defend them so make her feel protected.
If you pick on her and pretend you hate her, then she will never like you. She'll think that you don't like her so she won't like you.
Girls feel at home when you talk to them honestly and openly so try doing that.
Girls also like it when you compliment their hair. They had worked very hard on it.
Whatever you do don't look at her breasts while talking to her, just don't look at them at all. Try to look at her straight in the eye and no where below the neck.
Tell them that you like talking to them. This makes them happy, and if they say the same thing to you, you're "in"!
Hint: NEVER say to a girl that she is hot,it might make her very uncomfortable, say she is pretty instead. That's not cool.
Never ask a girl for her number until she is ready to give it to you.

Tips

Remember this: the best thing to do is tell her directly.She will think you are brave for admitting it.
Give her a Compliment - girls don't like too many compliments it starts to freak girls out. A guy will become the total opposite of a crush.
If at any moment you are playing a game in school, compliment her if she has to answer a question
Say Hi in the hallway if you happen to walk by her. You will know whether or not she wants to say hi by the facial expression she has. If she looks like she would say hi back, then go for it. But if she doesn't, try another time.
Be friendly but don't crowd her.
When you smile at a girl and she smiles back, watch her body language. Nodding her head or wetting her lips with her tongue could be signs that she has feelings for you, too.
After making friendly conversation with her, try holding her hand or maybe hugging her. You don't want to go too fast, though. Make sure you only go as far as she wants to.
If you want to be a good boyfriend then help out with things, bags for example and things that she may find heavy. You could do chores for her that she normally has to do?

Warnings

If the girl doesn't like you and SHE said it, don't stop because she might get an idea!
Also remember that EVERY girl is different - therefore, there is no specific set of steps to magically get your object of affection to like you. The reason she would like you is because she likes you for who you are. So just merely be yourself. No one likes a pretender.
When giving a girl compliments, make sure not to over-do it. If you've just told her that her eyes are beautiful, don't immediately compliment her smile. A little attention is flattering--too much and you'll drive her away.
IMPORTANT-Don't complement her unless you are sincere. She'll see right through you. Point out something that makes her special and unique.
MAJOR-Don't go for a girl that has a boyfriend.

Top ten ways to stop a breakup and save your relationship

2007-11-25T21:34:00.000-08:00

Top Ten Ways to Save Your Relationship

1. Make your sweetheart your number one priority

We all have responsibilities in our lives that take us away from our families and lovers, and fulfilling those responsibilities is part of being a good partner and a romantic person. But even if you can’t spend as much time with your sweetheart as you would like, there are lots of ways to make it clear to them that they are still the number-one priority in your life.

2. Learn about your sweetheart’s interests

We all bring unique interests, hobbies and talents to a relationship, and learning about your lover’s tastes and skills is a great way to appreciate them more and share rewarding time together. Learning from each other and experiencing new things as a couple will bring you closer together, make your relationship more exciting and expand your horizons.

3. Brag about your relationship

No one likes a loudmouth who never shuts up about their love life, but telling your friends, family and coworkers about how much you love your romantic relationship is a great way to make your sweetheart feel appreciated and make you excited about your romance. Making it a habit to tastefully mention how thankful you are to have your lover will only make your relationship stronger.

4. Say “I’m proud of you” to your sweetheart

Everyone likes to feel that they are appreciated, and telling your lover that you are proud of them is one of the simplest . . . and least used . . . ways to make them feel good about themselves and your romantic relationship. Whether you’re telling them how much you appreciate the job they do, their role in your relationship, or their sacrifices, “I’m proud of you” are four of the most effective words you can use to save your romance.

5. Lead by example

Keeping score of who’s more romantic in your relationship is one of the worstways to promote romance in your relationship. Just as members of any successful team have learned, the best way to encourage a certain kind of behavior in others is to lead by example. So be more romantic with your lover, but don’t insist they do the same. With enough encouragement, you may be surprised to see them start to come around themselves.

6. Call in sick to work to spend time with your sweetheart

I’m not saying you should try to get fired from your job, but if you’re doing well at work there is nothing wrong with taking a tiny holiday to spend time with the most important person in your life. Briefly putting off other responsibilities to be with your lover is a great way to show them that they are the number one priority in your world.

7. Introduce some competition into your relationship

No, I don’t mean to make your sweetheart jealous by dating another person. But a little good-natured romantic competition–whether it’s through competitive games, contests, sports, or bets–can be a terrific way to add a little excitement, interaction, and playfulness into your relationship.

8. Compliment your sweetheart every now and then

Sure, it’s easy to overdo compliments and come across as over-the-top or insincere. But regardless of whether or not your lover knows how you feel about them, a simple, kind compliment once in a while goes a long way in making them feel good about themselves and your relationship.

9. Get over your fear of coming across as too “clingy”

There’s a big difference between being tastefully romantic with your sweetheart and being “clingy.” Hand-holding, simple kisses on the cheek and other subtle acts of love are nothing to be ashamed of. It shows your lover that you aren’t embarrassed of your romance and will add a much-needed dimension to your relationship.

10. Learn to love yourself

Part of the reason why some people have a difficult time appreciating romantic gestures is that they don’t understand why their lover is so fond of them. Learning to appreciate your own talents, gifts and innate goodness will help you appreciate your sweetheart’s feelings and let you accentuate your best qualities. Ultimately, learning to love yourself will teach you how to love your romantic partner more.

Genesis

2007-11-25T21:17:00.000-08:00

Hi, this site is generally created for those guys out there who have problems with women, specifically in courting and the life after that. The information you will see from here is based from my points of view and true to life story.

By the way, you can just call me kentajan. I am guy from Asia, my birthday is 0ctober 8, 1986. Apparently I am 21 years of age and happy with my current status. I am single, hopefully by 26 I'll be married with my girlfriend.