Some Famous Cheesy Pickup Lines

Some girls prefer to hear these things from a man and some don't. Even though its cheesy, still this lines could bring happiness to her.

Just remember to know if your girl is into this kind of things. You could tell this pickup lines whenever you want whereever you want.


  • (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

  • Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

  • (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

  • Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

  • Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

  • Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

  • Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

  • How was heaven when you left it?

  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

  • I have only three months to live...

  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?

  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

  • Stand still so I can pick you up!

  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?

  • What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

  • What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

  • Where have you been all my life?

  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

  • Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

  • [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

  • Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

  • Ask a person for the time. "10:30? So today is June 2, 2006, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

  • "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

  • Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

  • Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

  • Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

  • You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

  • Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

  • Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You are cool because you're hot!

  • If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

  • Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.

  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

  • Angel? Oh I thought you were one....

  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

  • It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

  • (after the target walks in) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!

  • When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

  • I'm good at math. U+I=69

  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

  • Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.

  • Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

  • I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

  • Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

  • Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.

  • Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

  • (stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

  • Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

  • Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  • (Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma. You sure are a masterpiece.

  • (while looking at stars) I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

  • If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that?"

  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

  • Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

  • Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

  • Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you, my dear, have left one great leap on mine!

  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

  • So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.

  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

  • (close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)

  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

  • I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

  • I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

  • (Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

  • You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

  • My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

  • Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

  • I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

  • You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

  • Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.

  • Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.

  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me